Copy and paste yourself into my bed, and delete all your clothes while you’re at it. We can get a little alt of ctrl. Shift your way over to me now, back the space between us, and enter me.
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
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I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon
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