demonic-sellout-centaur-prude96:

i need new chapstick i am running out of my 14 tubes placed in various areas around the world

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alesusknowles:

me being born

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if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

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it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

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molestialseasonings:

I’ll have a large please

molestialseasonings:

I’ll have a large please

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carniv0ur:

✨ Instagram - carniv0ur✖️

carniv0ur:

✨ Instagram - carniv0ur✖️

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themountainlaurel:

J Wiley Photography

themountainlaurel:

J Wiley Photography

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